Getting the Job Done

Such is the eagerness of hard-working ministers to continue doing their bit for the British people that some of them, even now, still can't be bothered. The blithering thugs eking out their time as Minister for Wog Control and Minister for Profitable Incarceration, Lord Chancellor and Deputy Lame Duck both refused to attend parliamentary committee sessions scrutinising proposals for gambling reform and the precious Rightist Bill of Britishness. Less surprisingly, an underling was dispatched to answer an urgent question on ambulance service times; while the online censorship bill has been postponed in case the National Johnson's heir decides it isn't repressive enough, and Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition complained that the Government had "simply given up on governing" a full three years after Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition gave up on opposing. While it remains as yet unclear whether the ministers in question will have their salaries docked for dodging their taxpayer-funded appointments, a spokesbeing attained unprecedented levels of frankness by proclaiming that, in avoiding parliamentary scrutiny, Her Majesty's Government "continues to work on the priorities that the prime minister has."