Ex-British and Un-American

Among the many benefits of British colonialism in Sierra Leone, aside from the privilege of military intervention by grace of the Reverend Blair, is a robustly Christian law on women's rights which has helped substantially towards the country's world-beating maternal death rates. Lacking moral guidance from the master race, the republic's government has fallen under the influence of militant woke secularism and is introducing a parliamentary bill which could significantly inhibit the heavenly aspirations of God's intended incubators. A previous attempt was vetoed seven years ago by a Wesleyan insurance salesman; and although the current president belongs to the criminal organisation based in Mussolini's pet city-state, he and his cabinet have unanimously agreed to support the new legislation. The Ascended Incarnation of the Reverend Blair, a Catholic convert despite centuries of violence, mendacity and greed (in fairness, the Church has behaved little better), did not immediately claim credit for the development.