All In It Together

We all have to make sacrifices these days, and the juvenile resource management industry has nobly assumed its share of the burden by taking a significant cut to its intellectual capacity. The former Minister for School-Trashing and Teacher-Bashing, Gavin "Stupid Boy" Williamson, has toddled into a £625-an-hour, eighty-hour-a-year sinecure with Regent Group, which interests itself in "education, real estate management and investment organisation," presumably in that order. Despite the organisation being chaired by a Muslim-baiting Conservative Party donor, any attempts by Williamson to lobby Her Majsty's Government on Regent Group's behalf may well subject him to considerable disapprobation, and possibly even a slight admonitory dampening by the affectionate gums of the relevant parliamentary watchdog.