Worthy Partners

As Her Britannic Majesty's Ministry for Wog Disposal gears up for the first transportation flights to Rwanda, an American government organisation has compiled a heartening report into the prevalence of British values among the Government's little brown chums. Patriots will be jubilant at the entrepreneurial zeal of our new wog warehouse custodians in extending the hostile environment for migrants so far beyond their own borders. Indeed, such is the efficiency of Rwanda's government that its threatening and harassing of exiles in the USA has extended to kidnapping, wrongful imprisonment and possible assassination, thereby attaining levels comparable with the achievements of Iran, Russia, Egypt and the Heathen Chinee. The presence of the Metropolitan Police upon this roll of honour was doubtless precluded only by the great British tradition of racism by consent.