Unwavering Consistency

Courting privatisation as ever, the National Audit Office reports that the Johnson régime is neither meeting its own feeble targets on cutting air pollution nor sufficiently informing the public as to how they can best exercise their entrepreneurial pluck and gumption towards doing the Government's job. Clean air zones have been found contrary to the will of the people, and information campaigns have somehow failed to materialise in the face of such urgent national issues as the return of Imperial weights and measures and the transportation of refugees. Nevertheless, those patriots who proudly recall the breathless good cheer with which the National Johnson liberated London's lungs from the Euro-wog yoke will greet with all due gladness the news of his continuing adherence to the Bullingdon Club policy on green crap. As with every other stage in his career, the lesson learned from the National Johnson's law-breaking, child-killing stint as mayor of London was that he could get away with it.