They Hate Our Control

With typical bureaucratic duplicity, the ghastly Council of Euro-wogs has expressed regret and concern over the National Johnson's world-beating wheeze for winning the Troubles. Instead of those inconvenient Good Friday agreements, there is to be a legacy and reconciliation thingy with immunity from prosecution for anyone who co-operates with a Commission for Reconciliation and Information Retrieval, which will presumably be just about as independent as any commission ever has been when set up by Her Majesty's Government on the subject of Northern Ireland or the Troubles. Naturally, since Northern Ireland is not a colony in the least, but a constituent country of the United Kingdom with all the rights and privileges accruing thereunto, the idea of consulting victims or local political parties, let alone the breakaway government of the Fenian Republic, never occurred to anyone; although the master race did condescend to revise its initial plan involving unconditional amnesty for the nice people. Doubtless the complaints of the beastly Euro-wogs merely express the bitterness of the Strasbrussels dictatorship at the unconditional surrender that will be the enemy's only choice once Her Majesty's Government legislates away the infamously oven-ready Northern Ireland protocol.