Inky Blots and Rotten Parchment

Rah rah! we have rescued Big Dog
And cut through the Partygate fog!
At last we have time
To focus on crime
And kicking of cripple and wog!

Rah rah! let's get back to our goals
Abetting superior souls
Whose plucky endurance
Requires the assurance
That keeping the law is for proles!

Rah rah for the sixty per cent
Whose votes were so properly spent!
That principled crew,
So loyal, so true,
Courageous, and not at all bent!

Sir Winston de Pfeffel Shakespeare