Another Brexit Plus

Like the notoriously international sun providing cover for a sneak attack by the Bloody Red Baron, it appears that the bright light of freedom has blinded airline operators to the world-beating benefits of independence from the beastly Euro-wogs. Liberation from Stakhanovite suffocation by the Nazi-Soviet Strasbrussels bureaucracy has brought a radical increase in workforce flexibility; yet instead of rejoicing in its freedom to replace human reources summarily sacked during the pandemic, the industry rushes to the Government for a handout. Union representatives even took it upon themselves to inform the Minister for Flapping and Squawking that a reduction in the quantity of something tends to result in less of that something being disposed to show up for work; which seems to have met with the reception generally accorded such disruptive and unpatriotic interventions.