There Goes the Neighbourhood

Police in North Yorkshire anticipate an outbreak of British decency based on legitimate and understandable concerns, thanks to Home Office plans to start up a wog dump with more than twice the population of the host village. Even the county council, which remains under Conservative control after the recent massacre, passed a motion of no confidence in the Ministry for Wog Control, though apparently less from concern about the party's fun-loving far-right chums than from indignation that local communities weren't offered a referendum on sending the asylum seekers straight home to Africa. Although the swarming hordes will be securely accommodated by those efficient Serco people at a former wog-bombing emporium, the potential threat from clean-limbed cadres of populist patriotism has led the local police to consult with counter-terrorism experts. It will be intriguing to compare the results with those achieved by the Metropolitan Toleration and Exoneration Force, which has historically forbidden its officers getting into bed with fascists in case the latter got up to anything illegal.