The Curmudgeon

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Sunday, April 10, 2022

Cleaning House

Those with nothing to hide have nothing to fear, so the Chancellor has initiated a manhunt for the backbiting scoundrel who has been telling the truth about him. Team Fishy Rishi claim, or believe as the journalese hath it, that they have been harbouring a supporter of Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition; while at least one hanger-on accuses the minions of the National Johnson. The crime minister (whether for or against is not specified) went on television for a bit of an ooze, while the innocent himself took the precaution of transferring the sacred cash-cow and their junior assets out of Downing Street and into a less disreputable neighbourhood.

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