But Will It Be Hostile Enough?

Britain's proud return to the historical glories of the African-based concentration camp has got off to a splendid start, with a third-rate hostel in Kigali being allocated to house the tens of thousands by whose rapid transportation the National Johnson hopes to survive the next few news cycles. The scheme, if scheme is the word I want, has been denounced by the former Conservative Party token and area of outstanding natural fatuity Lady Warsi, who complained that it was "ineffective and costly" and, apparently as an afterthought, inhumane and shaming of the master race's comparatively generous treatment of the epidermally deserving. Nevertheless, the lack of red tape in Rwanda's uncompromising democracy will doubtless ensure that the hostel's fifty rooms, twelve toilets and five showers are allocated and utilised with due attention to spatial economy and migrant disincentivisation. A threefold increase in capacity is expected in due course, though it remains as yet unclear whether the expansion is to be achieved via the boringly traditional means of architectural construction, or by the more advanced and British method of dividing up the existing space with large bits of cardboard.