A Distorted View of Reality

Patriotic Britons will no doubt sleep the more peacefully for knowing that the best enforcement agencies in the world (one hesitates, these days, to say law enforcement agencies) are doing a bang-up job of protecting them from children with mental health problems. A seventeen-year-old who had been sectioned under the Mental Health Act and who was receiving treatment for psychosis went missing from hospital and was subsequently arrested by British Tranport Police's finest on suspicion of fare evasion. Since they couldn't get much information out of him, he was naturally imprisoned by wog disposal operatives on suspicion of being an illegal immigrant from Nigeria, although mere facts later indicated that he is a Briton who has never been outside the most tolerant country in the world. It certainly is a good thing that our national sense of fairness remains undarkened by any taint of institutional racism, otherwise a case of this complexion might be some cause for concern.