Yet Another Moral Victory

Among the many benefits of independence from the ghastly Euro-wogs is, as we know, Global Britain's increased flexibility of action upon the international stage. Freed from the yoke of unelected red tape, Her Majesty's Government is empowered to embody the will of the people with unprecedented promptness and efficiency, at least when it comes to enabling polluters and criminalising protest. Doubtless the hesitancy of the master race in applying sanctions to Conservative Party donors is due entirely to a distracting sense of awe at the liberating vistas of the sunlit uplands. Naturally, the beastly Euro-wogs have taken unfair advantage of the situation to get their sanctions in first, as at least one foreigner with a funny name has smugly pointed out. Retaliation, firm yet proportionate, was not long in coming: asked why the master race was acting so much more slowly than the Nazi-Soviet bureaucrats of Strasbrussels, a flunkey from the Ministry of Wog Control was quick to make clear that the business of being world-beating is not a competition.