World-Beating Humanity

One of the beastly French has had the temerity to accuse Her Majesty's Government, with all its various rats, swine, stick insects, intellectual paramecia and faeces-flinging howler monkeys, of lacking humanity, apparently just because a portion of the latest swarming horde has been told to go away and shut up. It remains as yet unclear whether France's interior minister had inhumanity or subhumanity in mind; unquestionably, an administration which includes Priti Patel and Dominic Raab can offer a plentiful supply of both. To the accusation that the Ministry for Wog Control was turning white people away, Patel responded that the UK's scheme was the first to be up and running - a moral victory far more significant in Global British terms than just standing around and helping. Patel also denied that Britain was turning people away, whereupon Raab confirmed that Britain is turning people away. Such is the robustness of British decency that a single refugee too many could short-circuit the whole affair, and might even cause an upsurge among the master race for the kind of racist populism which the fiend Putin and other lesser breeds have exploited for their own nefarious purposes.