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Given that the Trumpster's cranial cavity is farctate with the radioactive defecations of his rabid tangerine head-tribble, a down-to-earth thought process is presumably too much to ask of fate. Still, one must take one's mercies as found, and Team Trumpster has been subjected to a landing described as "emergency in nature" after his jet suffered engine failure while doing its bit for the climate emergency over the Gulf of Mexico. Manufactured by the beastly French, the aircraft is the property of a donor, although it remains as yet unclear whether the fault resulted from a world-view incorporating an acquaintance with physical reality equivalent to the Trumpster's. At least equally plausible is that the head-tribble escaped into the workings and confounded the aerodynamics with its corrosive flatulence, or that the cabin suffered fatigue from the internal pressure of hot air. Both the Trumpster and his head-tribble will be flying again at the weekend, so let's hope to goodness that nothing goes wrong.