They Don't Deserve Us

In yet another sign of moral inferiority, the beastly Euro-wogs at the unelected heart of the Nazi-Soviet cancer of Strasbrussels have been conspiring with mere experts to censor the history of Belgian entrepreneurialism. Leopold II, whose personal efficientisation of the Congo extended to several million deaths and included motivation via amputation when quotas were not met, became a wealth creator of considerable stature and was duly immortalised in bronze at the centre of Brussels. However, his edifying image may soon fall prey to the world-wide wokeness purge which has already prevented wealthy white males from saying almost anything for the past hundred years. Leopold's civilising achievements in the Congo were brought to the attention of the British Empire in a report by Roger Casement whom, as every schoolchild knows, the British Empire later strung up for high treason and sexual deviance on the basis of a comma inserted into the fourteenth-century Norman French text of the relevant legislation. Lacking such respect for history, the beastly Euro-wogs of Brussels are in peril of melting down the king into a memorial to Political Correctness, or exiling him to a "statue park" along with other bygone glories from the era of stout chaps, fine deeds and imperial innocence.