Techno-Trussed

Levels of Britishness remain staunchly consistent at the Ministry for Wogs, Beads and Trinkets, where the relationship between Her Majesty's Government and the electronical Babbage calculating engines continues as happy as ever. The absorption of the Department for White Saviourism beneath the benevolent guidance of Her Imperial Trussness has had the expectable efficientising effect, with anonymous sources briefing that ministerial minions routinely miss emails and cannot view relevant files because the two departments used incompatible systems which still have not been properly integrated after nearly a year and a half. Doubtless Her Majesty's Government considers the chaos a price worth paying so long as the department remains uncontaminated by the heretical filth of expertise. A further benefit for these warlike times will be the utter confusion of the fiend Putin's sabotaging cyberbots, which will find themselves unable to calculate whether a particular error is the result of their own cunning machinations or just another efficiency saving.