Liberty's Authentic Ophidiol Liniment

We've sold you plenty stuff that idn workin,
And blamed it on them niggers that was shirkin,
Unworthy of the grace
The Lord gave to our race -
But snake oil - that is unamurcan!

We've told you where the Red disease was lurkin,
And diagnosed the Yeller Peril smirkin.
We sold the Injuns heap
Pox-ridden blankets cheap -
But snake oil - that is unamurcan!

We freed the rich from taxes that was irkin,
And sold you on our bullshit by the firkin,
We threw in God on high,
And Momma's apple pie -
But snake oil jest aint fuggin Murcan!

Washington Rattler