Building Better Blacks

Now that the worst of the Covid-19 pandemic seems to be over, Britain's Ministry for Wogs, Beads and Trinkets is anxious to follow up the hundred and seventy thousand deaths among the master race with further triumphs along more traditional Imperial lines. Rebalancing (filleting, in Oldspeak) of the international aid budget is planned in order to efficientise the work of organisations such as the Global Fund, which aims to eradicate HIV, tuberculosis and malaria, even though the most serious effects of those diseases are largely confined to Conservative Party non-donors with more than a tinge of wogginess. Gravely exacerbating this subversion of British generosity, the organisation has warned of spiralling poverty, deepening inequality and growing political tensions, almost as if Her Majesty's Government might have some sort of interest in mitigating abroad the very same trends it has so successfully fostered at home.