Pack Up Your Troubles

With typical post-imperial ingratitude, the Euro-wog Free State has held a formal commemoration of an unfortunate incident that was nobody's fault and happened a long time ago. One resentful relative was even heard to criticise Her Majesty's Government for protecting plucky little troopers against those same vexatious laws which are even now seeking to smear the most successful Conservative prime minister since Theresa May with an ambush of cake. Mercifully, the National Johnson was somehow restrained from pronouncing upon that echt-Scouser wallowing in victimhood which has characterised the beastly Fenians ever since Cromwell's intervention to spare many of their descendants the rigours of the potato famine.