Another Jury Outage

Although the attorney general made it clear how confused she was over the acquittal of Edward Colston's de-pedestallers, it appears that the necessary lessons have not been learned. Enemies of the people acquitted three Extinction Rebellion activists who disrupted public transport services in London two years ago, despite being old enough for admission to the ranks of gammon. Despite all three being committed Christians, one of them even admitted to concern for the physical conditions of his own family - a taking of thought for the morrows of others which will may well confuse the attorney general even more than usual.