Confirmed Bogus

Decency, compassion and tolerance, to say nothing of efficiency, are still being tempered with a healthy portion of Britishness at the Ministry for Wog Control. Although the Ministry has condescended to confirm more than six thousand people as trafficking victims during the past five years, less than four hundred and fifty of the swarming horde have been granted leave to remain in Britain and steal our valuable fruit-picking and HGV-driver jobs. Just under four thousand seven hundred had their applications rejected, perhaps on the increasingly plausible grounds that the rafts of the transportational entrepreneurs might prove a less hostile environment than plucky little Britain. Naturally, the Ministry for Wog Control does not intend to let the matter rest at this unsatisfactory stage, and is even now pushing legislation which will go further than ever before in depriving modern slavery victims of their rights. A spokesbeing provided the necessary translation from the Oldspeak: "will go further than ever before in putting modern slavery victims’ rights into law."