Struthious Truth

Vaccine denialists, anti-maskkkers and other champions of Individualist Realism will rejoice at the development of a filter which glows under ultraviolet light when the Covid-19 virus is present. Scientists at Kyoto Prefectural University coated the filter with ostrich antibodies, which clearly points the way towards a mask suitable for those with their heads in the sand. Unfortunately, even with planned modifications in place to permit the use of natural light, the heads in question will still need to emerge from their holes into a clearer atmosphere before testing. For a solution to this conundrum, as well as to the problem of those with heads in more intimate and backward-looking orifices, the search must doubtless continue.