Pigs and Bishoprics

Rights of enunciation, indoctrination and unctional distribution have been sternly withdrawn from a Catalan bishop who married a clinical psychologist and author of "dynamic and transgressive" erotic literature. The bishop, who was Spain's youngest when appointed eleven years ago, is reportedly a sometime participant in "conversion therapy" for gays, where possibly things went a bit too far; supposedly he now works for a company that reaches porcine parts before which even the Prodigal Son might have baulked. Among his good lady's works are such titles as The Hell of Gabriel's Lust and a trilogy which pits "the logical against the illogical, the rational against the irrational, good against evil, and madness against sanity" - rather like the Gospels but presumably with different winners. The Church has refrained from depriving the bishop of his own title, perhaps because that would imply some want of infallibility in judging his original vocation.