Another Day, Another Nigel

Rain falls, the sun rises and sets, the tides advance and retreat, and the Democratic Unionist Party is furious. This time, someone else called Nigel has threatened action if Her Majesty's Government does not immediately and unequivocally renew its demands that the beastly Euro-wogs abolish their own laws for the convenience of a non-member. It remains as yet unclear whether Nigel's routine bluster is the sort of thing that could get a lesser breed a prison sentence under the Conservatives' über-Blairite policing laws. Gay-baiting Nigel, whose achievements include claiming the highest expenses of any Northern Ireland MP, lost his parliamentary seat to Sinn Féin in 2019 and was hurriedly ennobled by the National Johnson. He therefore arguably qualifies as the superior, British variety of unelected waste of money; so it seems likely that he will escape immediate arrest.