Still Not Quite Hostile Enough

Vexatious do-gooders and metropolitan élites are again harassing the straight-talking embodiments of the people's will at the Ministry for Wog Control. The idea that offering asylum to refugees creates a "pull factor" which causes Britain to fill up with job-stealing queue-jumpers on welfare who can't even speak English proper has been peddled by numerous ministers, including at least one whose first language apparently includes the verb incentivise. Unfortunately, the Ministry for Wog Control has been indiscreet enough to commission research on the matter, and the resulting evidence is so conclusive that the Government refuses to release it. The Ministry's chivalrous disinclination to rub in the conclusiveness of its case has been seized upon by charities and other traitors, who speak with oily sarcasm of the new Hostile Borders Bill and its "unintended (sic) negative consequences" for the swarming hordes.