Trade Off

Treasonous, materialistic and backsliding elements in the British business community have formed another fifth column for the undermining of the Union. Disregarding all sovereign abstract nouns in favour of mere profit, these rogue elements of the hitherto sainted private sector have gone so far as to warn Lord Frost, the intellectual firebucket in charge of putting the beastly Euro-wogs in their place, that suspending the Northern Ireland protocol would be rather a bad idea. Noises are being made about announcing it at the annual Conservative Party rah-and-blah, in the hope of a party management coup on the scale of Tumbledown Tessie's article-triggering trumpery some years ago; nevertheless, Frost has apparently been keen to stress that Britain is still very much in the market for an international treaty, provided that it doesn't have too many syllables and the master race can disregard the bits it doesn't really mean.