Salvination

From the dark realms of the beastly Euro-wogs has emerged a sobering example of what can happen when a country fails to follow Her Majesty's Government's approach of granting everybody immunity to do anything provided they do it to a migrant. The former Italian interior minister Matteo Salvini faces charges of kidnapping and dereliction of duty for refusing safe harbour in a three-week standoff with a shipful of Mediterranean migrants. They were not, you will observe, refugees, since the wog-bombing of Libya was in part a British adventure for which, by definition, there can only be hard-working beneficiaries or quasi-terroristic shirkers and ingrates. It remains as yet unclear whether Salvini will plead the Britishness of his approach in mitigation.