The Curmudgeon

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Saturday, October 16, 2021

Radiating Britishness

As part of the nation's epic journey back to the nineteen-fifties, the miracle combination of British engineering and nucular fission is once again being touted as the ultimate solution to the energy crisis thingy. Since the country is surrounded by waves, broiled by sunlight and governed by wind, the British idea of a green revolution is the building of sixteen little Sellafields, to take advantage of our inexhaustible native quantities of sustainable uranium. In order to compensate patriots for any inconvenience caused, the atomic piles will bear the Rolls Royce insignia rather than any of those toxic foreign trademarks, and will doubtless be constructed in the back yards of people who have a conscientious objection to panels and turbines or who simply don't matter very much.

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