Putting the Great Back in Plague

Thanks to their foreign moral fibre and lack of entrepreneurial fortitude, to say nothing of bureaucratically downsized metric graves that only hold one foot, many states among the beastly Euro-wogs are lagging behind the mainland in terms of opportunifying health care providers and undertakers. Although the master race has vaccinated a similar percentage of expendables to its West European enemies, infection rates remain world-beating by virtue of the stoic British refusal to maintain social distancing measures or vaccinate undeserving children. Deaths per head of English breeding stock are the most world-beating in western Europe; which no doubt explains why the National Johnson has chosen to face his various national crises from a healthy foreign clime.