No More Plans Than You'd Expect

As every liberty-loving patriot would hope on the eve of the National Johnson's greenwashing rah-and-blah in Glasgow, Her Majesty's Government has announced that it has no plans whatever to help change anyone's behaviour. An academic report recommending that public choices be manoeuvred through government policy towards keeping the planet habitable, rather than manipulated by the scumbag press to keep on kicking the poor, was briefly published alongside the Government's net-zero aspirational burblings and then almost immediately withdrawn. It was bad enough for metropolitan élitists to imply that Her Majesty's Government should interfere with the free market by any other means than lying, gerrymandering and good old-fashioned force; to imply that Her Majesty's Government should listen to scientists and experts was nothing less than an act of blasphemy against the national character and an insult to those who died for our pandemic experience in all its world-beating Britishness.