Gaul Bladders

Not content with insisting that Her Majesty's Government abide by a treaty just because somebody or other in Her Majesty's Government happens to have signed it, the beastly Euro-frogs are ramping up the perfidy with maritime provocations exacerbated by, of all things, confrontational language. Even so close to St Crispin's Day, the ghastly sovereignty-stealing migrant-passing Nazi-Soviet oppressors cannot keep a civil tone while the master race informs them how an issue is going to be resolved. Doubtless this same dearth of British phlegm was to blame for the unconstructive Euro-frog reaction to a recent stab in the back by the Triple Alliance against the Heathen Chinee. With regard to fishing rights in British sewers, Her Majesty's Government has summoned the French ambassador for a ticking-off and ordered a partial mobilisation of the Royal Navy, which certainly ought to damp things down a bit.