Disgusted of Toledo

The archbishop of Toledo has issued the standard apology and plea of ignorance after a regrettable episode of what the Reverend Minnie Bannister would have diagnosed as sinful modern dancing. Thanks to some Satanic intervention, the cathedral authorities have permitted the building's use as the setting for a sexually suggestive music video for a piece titled "Atheist." The cathedral's dean apologised for any hurt feelings while pointing out that the lyric implies a conversion through human love; but this was nowhere near penitent enough for the archdiocese, which issued a grovelling statement of repentance and abjuration and promised never to do it again. Given its recently exposed iceberg-tips in France and Canada, it is of course eminently predictable that the Church of Rome should wish to apologise for the house of its nasty little god being implicated as a site for consensual sex between adults.