Well, I Guess We Got Our Own Back

Citizens of the World Cop by the grace of God will be proud yet humbled to discover that a single American civilian is worth between seven and sixteen lesser breeds, provided that the good guy is a relatively affluent New Yorker. The two thousand, nine hundred and ninety-six real people who died in the World Trade Center attack have been avenged with twenty-two to forty-eight thousand incidences of collateral airstrike detrimentation phenomena. This figure is based on the assertions of the World Cop's nation-building division, and does not include civilians pacified by hired hands on the ground, or by the World Cop's glorious allies; yet still the unpatriots claim that nothing has been achieved.