Tidemarks from the Greenwash

Those ghastly leftists at the National Audit Office have once again hastened their privatisation by carping and criticising Her Majesty's Government just because some green crap went a bit British. The scheme to Build Back Green (remember that?) was given a three-month start-up timetable, which was far too short for administrators, suppliers and home-owners, but had the dual compensation of going against the pessimism of mere experts and paying appropriate respect to the Cabinet's attention span. As so often, the real world proved tragically unequal to the Government's vision, with long delays in processing applications and an average of five hundred complaints a month. Fortunately the pandemic was on hand to take the blame, just as the Heathen Chinee and other beastly foreigners will soon be available to take whatever blame may happen to arise at the Johnson administration's doubtless equally well-organised international climate thingy.