Régime Change

O innocence rudely departed
And Christendom shocked from her dream!
Past time that the Middle East started
Good business, demoxey and freem.

From this moment all will be dreading
The next Muslim terror attack:
Let's bomb us an Afghani wedding
And oil ourselves up in Iraq!

Huzzah for the fall of the towers!
Just think of the fun that's in store:
Let's grab some emergency powers
And toddle right off to the war!

Britney Murca