May Bring the Phoney War Within Fairly Measurable Distance of a Measurable Distance of a Bit of a Fudge

David Frost, who is trying to weasel Global Britain out of its treaty obligations on the grounds that Euro-wogs are beastly and ought to do as they're told or else he'll thqueam and thqueam and thqueam, has announced another new extension to the previous extension of the extended grace period for the simplification of the exports of which the sovereign independent nation of Global Britain recently took back control. With his usual Talleyrandian subtlety, the master race's chief blusterer has been urging the beastly Euro-wogs to take him seriously, which no-one can deny would be an acceptable basis for negotiation. Unfortunately Frost was accompanied by the jabbering homunculus Michael Gove, which cannot have done much to encourage the solemn respect of the lesser breeds. Her Majesty's Government, which simply couldn't wait to get Brexit done, is now squealing that the whole thing involves too many deadlines and not enough holiday time and it's just not fair. For their own part, it seems the beastly Euro-wogs have finally resigned themselves to the Johnson administration's entire bad faith and have decided to let Global Britain stew in its silver sea.