Gallant Little Belgian

British values are once more under attack by the perfidious Euro-wogs, who have already sabotaged the simplest trading agreement in history and still seek to place hard borders in our Christmas turkeys. The Nazi-Soviet bureaucrats of Strasbrussels have taken their usual persecutory action against a former government minister, and a baron to boot, from the country that civilised the Congo. Although nominally a member of the bureaucracy himself, he cunningly championed the plucky entrepreneurialism of the master race by making fifty thousand pounds in fraudulent expenses claims. Having violated his right to privacy in search of mere evidence, the Euro-wog inquisitors reacted with predictable beastliness, cutting his pension as though he were nothing better than a British female expendable of a certain age. The entire affair is yet another demonstration of the kind of moral collapse which foreigners undergo when left to their own primitive devices.