Fury at Interview Bias Scandal

Britain's brave battle against Bolshevism at the BBC and other hotbeds of Stalinist woggery has suffered another setback thanks to the enemy within. An insidious interview panel rejected Paul Dacre, the mellifluous former editor of the Rothermere Daily Stürmer, for the role of Secretary of State for Rupert Murdoch, so Her Majesty's Government attempted to rectify the balance by appointing a new panel which would reach a more impartial verdict. Now the Conservative chair of the cultural select committee has implied that a candidate who has already been deemed unsuitable should suffer permanent ostracism from the application process, for all the world as though he were some job-stealing migrant who couldn't pronounce the c-word properly. Such a prejudiced course would run a very real risk of failing Dacre a second time, and thereby calling into question the entire purpose for which Her Majesty's Government set up the interviews in the first place. At the very least, the traitor's attitude seems likely to bring rigorous moral scrutiny upon any real and fictitious private life and personal associations which he may still happen to possess.