Tea and Sympathy

Enemies of the British people are once more conspiring to undermine our island story, criticising Her Majesty's Government for failing to provide "effective remedies and reparations" over land redistribution in Kenya. Two clans which were incentivised to make room for the master race have filed a complaint with the beastly foreigners of the United Nations; Her Majesty's Government was given three months to respond, but has not deigned to do so. A spokesbeing was eventually extruded to say that Britain has already put up a monument thingy in Kenya amid some pieties from the then Secretary for Wogs, Frogs and Huns, the eminently forgettable Williem den Haag. The UN has demanded efforts to establish, of all things, facts and truth, besides an official apology and reparations. Given that the business of the six-decade crusade for Lebensraum has been sanctified for all time by the practice of the Righteous State against the Palestinian Untermenschen, it can only be a matter of time before the Kenyans and their lawyers are called out for antisemitism.