Sovereign Spreader

Uppity colonials are once more seeking to interfere with the right, ordained by the Englishman God, for the master race to purge itself of undesirable elements. The Ministry for Wog Control has prepared another glorious cleansing, but the custodians of the Caribbean dumping ground have expressed worry over the possibility that the deportees may include an unwanted guest. The Ministry for Wog Control has dumped several coronavirus cases on Jamaica in the past, and testing is of course not mandatory for the most expendable of lesser breeds. As a result, the "escorts" (guards, in Oldspeak, unless the Bullingdon Club is taking a rather more liberated approach than hitherto suspected) have also been complaining about the possibility of being forced to self-isolate on the mercy of Little Rishi's non-compensation scheme. The Ministry itself responded to all concerns by stating that the flight included no honorary members of the master race; which is surely the best that anyone can reasonably expect.