Priority Britons, and Others

It certainly is a jolly good thing that Britain, as represented by the Conservative and Windrush Party, is free of structural racism; otherwise certain remarks by the Minister for Wogs and Holidays might be open to misinterpretation. While rejoicing that most British citizens without the taint of dual nationality had been evacuated from the clutches of the fuzzy-wuzzies in Kabul, the Minister coined the charming term "mono-nationals" to signify pure-blooded members of the master race. Nevertheless, Her Majesty's Government has prepared itself so thoroughly for its latest Mission Accomplished that stereo-nationals are at risk of being left behind. Many of these adulterated citizens have all sorts of wives and children and other primitive tribal ties, which make it difficult to determine which are eligible for temporary preservation and later deportation by the Home Office; so they must now face the consequences for their lack of British pragmatism.