Jams Tomorrow

Among the many incidental blessings to be derived from chastisement of the beastly Euro-wogs are all sorts of new and jolly little laws to empower and motivate the plucky British plebs. Income tax and daylight saving both began as temporary measures during wartime: the former to help fight the beastly Frogs, and the latter to help beat the beastly Huns. Now that all the beasts have joined against us in the ruthless and monolithic conspiracy that is Brusso-Strasbourgian Stalino-Hitlerism, Her Majesty's Government is naturally disposed to sneak some further emergency measures onto the statute book. Reflecting Global Britain's new-found ease and efficiency, the Ministry for Motoring has awarded itself permanent emergency powers to regulate the lorry park that is the county of Kent.