It's Gone Too Far

A maxim of the nicer class of schooling's
That poverty refines the British race;
Yet context must make flexible our rulings,
And deprivation too must know its place.

While fiscal stimulation is occurring
As carrot for the finer, better breed,
By stick the poor and indigent need spurring
Through parsimony with the stall and feed.

While peasants, plebs and wogs require tough loving
And discipline, from idleness to kick 'em,
Such measures would not likely be improving
For members of the master race in Wycombe.

Alas! What woeful carelessness and blunders,
What rashness and what awful indiscretion
Permitted us to lose our moral compass
And give the South a Northern motivation?

Stevie Nicker