Illegals Wanted

Is there no limit to the malice of the ghastly Euro-wogs? Will there never be an end to their malign machinations? Even after slinking out of Global Britain bearing their new-found knowledge of who won the war, the Nazi-Soviet cadres of beastly Brusso-Strasbourg persist in sabotaging British interests and depriving the nation's children of their Christmas turkey. Meanwhile, the treacherous citizens of nowhere have been goose-stepping into their fifth columns, sparing no effort to prevent the scions of the master race from basking in their rightful employment now the ghastly job thieves have been rumbled. Staff shortages have become so acute that plucky little entrepreneurs have approached the Ministry for Profitable Incarceration to beg some orange jackets for the drudge-lines. Since much of Britain's prison population is under-educated, functionally illiterate and inadequately socialised, patriots may safely be assured that those mooching into the vacant positions will at least be Brexiteer in spirit.