Animal Instinct

Big Government has once more extended its talibanistic tentacles to assault the inalienable ingestivational freedoms of ordinary Americans. The same communistic culture warriors who claim people are descended from monkeys and who bleat about Native Americans and their totem animals are forbidding the white working class to take drugs that are good enough for the great American steer; and the same unelected bureaucrats who promoted the pandemic with their ban on the mainlining of disinfectant and sunshine are now coming for Americans' right to de-worm. Mere experts who claim that diseases are caused by small parasitic organisms are lining up to forbid good Christian folks to take independent action against slightly larger organisms, with side effects only slightly less convenient than those of relying on thoughts and prayers. Meanwhile, the beasts of the field may suffer infestations as their preventive drugs are hijacked, leading no doubt to future interference by Big Government with the great American wormburger.