Totem Trouble

Once more the master race has fallen victim to the scourge of racism, this time because of traditional values in education. Now that the collateral damage from a thorough schooling in civilised values is starting to emerge in Canada, certain elements among the lesser breeds have begun to manifest the usual symptoms of ingratitude, with graven images of Queen Victoria, Captain James Cook and even Her Madge Gawblesser suffering the most barbaric indignities. There are even those who claim that Britain bears some sort of responsibility for the no-nonsense teaching and treaty-making methods utilised in the Britishness-inducing colonies, with the result that several more of our Commonwealth subordinates now stand in imminent peril of joining the sinister trend towards statue genocide.