They Just Don't Think Things Through

Mere scientists have once more demonstrated that pie-in-the-ivory-tower economic illiteracy by which they always manage to spoil their case with those moderate, sensible types for whom an unhealthy status quo is a healthy source of profit. A report in the flagrantly theoretical journal Science recommends a binding international treaty to interfere with the market forces that make plastic packaging so vital to the life, liberty and happiness of our beloved corporate citizenry. There is, of course, no reason why Global Britain should be averse to such a treaty, since the master race is under no obligation to abide by its word to the lesser breeds. Nevertheless, it is remarkable that so few scientists comprehend how their chronic wokeness regarding mere facts has caused so much of their funding to be recycled for the sustainability of capitalists' gambling debts.