Shoot a Brick

Humourless Danes have damped the habitual hilarity that reigns in the mormonic state of Utah, where an enterprising company was selling Lego kits designed to encase Glock handguns. Surprisingly enough, the sacred Second Amendment to the US Constitution includes no law of lèse-musketry, so it's apparently perfectly legal to disguise an adult fetish object as a child's plaything. Responding to Lego's cease and desist demand, Culper Precision proclaimed people's inalienable right "to customize their property to make it look like whatever they want": a claim with a certain resonance in the mormonic state of Utah, where a militia in customised clothing perpetrated the glorious Mountain Meadows massacre under a customised flag of truce.