Trucked Over

Treacherous malcontents and citizens of nowhere are once more casting malignant shadows of doubt upon our strong and sunlit uplands. Although the cleansing of Britain from the scourge of migrant workers has opened near-Siberian vistas of opportunity for patriotic employment practices, certain backsliding elements in the food retail industry are rumbling with discontent over the lack of workers. Warehouses, food processing centres and hauliers are all suffering shortages, even now that the beastly foreigners have been kicked out or crawled off to die in Brusso-Strasbourg. The newly liberated wealth creators and entrepreneurs of Global Britain have reacted much as one would expect, by squealing to the Department of Lorry-Parks that somebody ought to do something about it. Decisive action will no doubt be forthcoming; and given the tantalising choice between letting the beastly Euro-wogs back onto our roads, or dispensing with yet more Health and Safety bureaucracy to allow unqualified drivers to operate HGVs, it is to be hoped that Her Majesty's Government will plump for the more patriotic option.